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Remember that:
There is no one is making you read my blogs, except for yourself!
You've been warned!

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

My Customer Service Complaint E-Mail to Canon (send today):

Please forward to the correct Department.
Customer complaint.
I purchased about 2 months ago the following printer MG3122

This printer has been the most terrible printer I have ever purchased! It does not feed paper, has connection problems (via USB Cable), and has to be the most frustrating Computer item I have ever owned. To ensure what this means: I started using the Computer at the age of 9, because I won and OSBORNE 1 (this was the first Laptop ever in 1981!) including Computer classes. Yes, I started young, and right now, I'd prefer actually an ancient Computer, than your Product.
I thought uh, a Canon, that stands for Quality. I could have not been further away from the truth.
Shame on Canon for producing such crappy product & marketing it to the masses!
If I'd still have the box, I'd send it right to your desk, and ask you to try and use it.
I can guarantee you, you'd be throwing it out off your office window. Which makes me wonder, WHO's printer & products you are using, seeing that your own do not work.
I would have left as nice of a review as this letter is, however your Company lucked out, that particular part (to post reviews) was supposedly undergoing maintenance. Ha, as if, you just don't want other people to leave more negative feedback!
Why am I raving like this? Because, I actually really needed to print something, and your "fine" product failed me for over 3 hours in a row. I guess I will be dusting off my 15 year old laser printer & see if that still has a mile left on it. If it has it will beat your product by miles.
Sad to say.
I hope you will find yourself in a similar situation one day, with this product; trust me you will remember me when it happens. (Not even a question of IF, only a question of when). In the 1.5 months I have owned this printer, it worked exactly for 2 days. Unbelievable.
Have a great day!
Best regards,

Trixie
P.S: Now where did I put that baseball bat... it seems just the right tool for this printer!

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Shit I get to see: BLOG IS NOW UP

So every day I take a walk, some days its longer others its shorter.
(A mile to 4 miles depending upon myself)
I decided to walk this time at night,
Since I wanted to take some pics of the signs in my neighborhood
(they are classic), as seen through the eyes of a German girl living in the USA
In a VERY DIVERSE neighborhood!
Something our "Dear Brewer seems to have forgotten"
Its good, that none of us have:
Without ANY of your aunt-sisters moving here,
the USA would NOT be what it is TODAY!
(BTW I am proud to be living here: I moved here for a LOT of reasons, which with
time will be revealed slowly,within the actions I am taking regarding my future)
& yes of course I will share those with everyone who CHOOSES to read me here!
I am fairly certain that I will disable comments from here on out. Friends of course
can leave a word or "LIKE" on my FB Link, private message me here, there OR
any where - those of you who KNOW me, always knows HOW to get in touch with me ;) no matter
what!
At the end of course I will share a few of my other favorite pics, signs etc seen
other places I have been at or I saw while cruising around the net:
ENOUGH BLAH BLAH BLAH's:
Dun Dun Dun
Lets start!
Okay so I took this one, while driving by it during the day. I went WAIT WHAT?
I think this one say's it all, no?


(Picture hearing LOUD CLASSIC umpa pa Ranchero Hispanic music playing as I am nearing this place)
Thinking ah this must be a Hispanic Bar I am coming up on
Ha, I thought the previous pic was fantastic, until I took my walk and saw this:



A bit confused I kept walking, and just as I started to scratch my head I walked pass the side of this building,
EXPLAINING EVERYTHING... (or NOT?):


Interested I ventured on...:
OH LOOK A:

BAR...
I am glad I found my new after hours hang out place! Nice Advertisement, pulls me right in ;)

So this is interesting, between the DON JOSE & A PRINCESS is:

WAIT WHAT???
yah that's what I said!

Okay - if this German Girl ever needs an AA meeting place close to her home,
she has to learn Spanish FIRST!
Rosetta Stone here I come!



So now we move on to other things I have seen while out and about:
Speaking of AA... here is a GREAT number to remember at New Years!
The tipsy line by AAA?


I will NOT mention the name, however one of my new favorite stores, as this sections hold memories of my youth:


Uh uh may I have some yellow boobs please?
They will cost yah!


How bout some other color?
Sure they got 'em all:

yes dork I am...


Could have NOT said it better!:


Seen near Pinetop-Lakeside:


Whats THIS?
Some Boobs/Fins/Bombs?


PLEASE DO REMIND ME IN THE FUTURE TO JUST SELL MY TRASH!
You've gotta be freakin' kidding me!


This one is for ME-ME - If you know who wants to know where I saw this... let me know ;)


okay so the T-Birds have gone hound?


We have now reached my home... this is the lil' one who as of right NOW is still up for grabs. There is NOTHING wrong with her, quite the opposite. She is amazeballs. I am keeping her until she is 4 months old so I can get her fixed & shots finished. At which point she will also be housebroken. She loves to cuddle up to you when you sleep & her best friend is "Beefcake" my daughters cat ;)
After she is all healed up & IF I haven't gotten TOO attached (no worries), she can find her new permanent home!
Please contact me if you are interested!
She is a Cocker Spaniel / Beagle / Mix & supposed to have a lil bit of Chihuahua in her!

She is looking at traffic right now - however that's also where she sits & waits for me to get home ;)

Speaking of Cats & Dogs. Within minutes of me getting up from my chair, they are doing this
So much for Cats & Dogs NOT getting along ;)


Here is Mom & Dad doing their Job, at making a lil' Spot Sandwich:


And here is our dear 14 year old Super Bitch Grey. We all love her, and she has been with us since she was 4 weeks old. She hates every other animal. So look what REALLY happens, when I go to check on everyone!
She went and laid down with ALL OF THEM!

I guess this shows how she REALLY feels ;)


On a serious note. I stayed in a hotel - with all of the animals for a lil bit. One evening I hear someone yelling
GET OUT THERE IS A FIRE!
here I was just out off the shower, naked...
This is exactly what I saw once I had all but 1 of the animals loaded up, dressed & headed out the door, I turned around, wanting to go back for the 1 I had to leave behind.
I missed the fire department arrival! HOLY SHIT!

I would have never left 1 behind, however, Nick (cat) ran under the bed frame. The smoke was so thick I had opened the door. I was afraid that the puppies would not survive & decided I move everyone out & go back in.
(The firefighters stopped me from re-entering, and said say a prayer for her, and with a bit of luck she survives!)
I did...:
She survived!
Unbelievable!

& yes we are all doing well, a blog about that & my other adventures will soon follow!

Not wanting to end this blog so freaking serious...
this one is for all those Peep Show Fans out there!



Hope everyone is great!
Love, Light & Sunshine to everyone!
Take care & be good
Your lil Trixie